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Bentleigh vs Port
Two team not lose much 2013.
Thunder vs Northcote
Northcote like 2012 Thunder.
Stars vs Gully
Gully not do good. Stars worse.
Hume vs Paco
Hume many goals for/against. Paco opposite.
South vs Knights
High spirits vs form. Also, NSL.
Oakleigh vs Richmond
Not either team good.
Richmond vs Gully (1-2, 19 minutes to play)
Because FFV make up own rules.